{"id":7808,"date":"2018-09-25T22:33:57","date_gmt":"2018-09-25T22:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/?p=7808"},"modified":"2018-09-25T22:40:35","modified_gmt":"2018-09-25T22:10:35","slug":"un-rendez-vous-tinder-ca-vous-dit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/?p=7808","title":{"rendered":"Un rendez-vous Tinder, \u00e7a vous dit ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=BigBangstation\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-size=\"large\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p>Qui n\u2019a jamais au moins tent\u00e9 de s\u2019inscrire sur un <strong>site de rencontre\u00a0<\/strong>? Lui en a fait un business\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Paul Guadalupe Gonzales<\/strong> vit \u00e0 <strong>Los Angeles<\/strong>. Ce bel homme de 49 ans invitait toujours ces conqu\u00eates virtuelles \u00e0 plus de convivialit\u00e9. Il avait pour habitude de proposer \u00e0 ces invit\u00e9es un rendez-vous dans un <strong>restaurant<\/strong> (mais pas un Buffalo, non non\u00a0!) duquel vous ressortez avec le montant de votre loyer en guise d\u2019addition.<\/p>\n<p>Jusqu\u2019ici, vous avez encore le droit de dire \u00ab\u00a0Waa, quel homme g\u00e9n\u00e9reux\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb. Maiiis (il y a forc\u00e9ment un mais, sinon c\u2019est pas dr\u00f4le) il avait pour habitude de s\u2019\u00e9clipser \u00e0 la fin du repas pr\u00e9textant un appel de son fils. Ces charmantes convives l\u2019attendaient patiemment, mais il ne revenait jamais.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-7810\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/homme-qui-court.jpg\" alt=\"homme qui court\" width=\"757\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/homme-qui-court.jpg 757w, https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/homme-qui-court-585x328.jpg 585w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 757px) 100vw, 757px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Elles se retrouvaient donc \u00e0 r\u00e9gler la note, en plus d\u2019avoir \u00e9t\u00e9 trahies.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7809\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/ticket.jpg\" alt=\"ticket\" width=\"550\" height=\"412\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Notre casanova a \u00e9t\u00e9 jug\u00e9, malgr\u00e9 avoir plaid\u00e9 coupable, il risque 15 ans de prison.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Alors, on se fait un McDo\u00a0?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Qui n\u2019a jamais au moins tent\u00e9 de s\u2019inscrire sur un site de rencontre\u00a0? Lui en a fait un business\u00a0! &nbsp; Paul Guadalupe Gonzales vit \u00e0 Los Angeles. Ce bel homme de 49 ans invitait toujours ces conqu\u00eates virtuelles \u00e0 plus de convivialit\u00e9. Il avait pour habitude de proposer \u00e0 ces invit\u00e9es un rendez-vous dans un [&hellip;]\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7812,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7808"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7808"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7811,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7808\/revisions\/7811"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}