{"id":5196,"date":"2017-05-09T22:06:30","date_gmt":"2017-05-09T20:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/?p=5196"},"modified":"2018-09-10T22:03:05","modified_gmt":"2018-09-10T21:33:05","slug":"macron-nomme-casimir-1er-ministre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/?p=5196","title":{"rendered":"Macron nomme Casimir 1er ministre"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=BigBangstation\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-size=\"large\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<h3>Emmanuel Macron a confi\u00e9 ce matin avoir nomm\u00e9 Casimir comme 1<sup>er<\/sup> ministre de son gouvernement, il s\u2019explique\u00a0:<\/h3>\n<h3><i>\u00ab\u00a0En effet, j\u2019ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 que Casimir serait 1<sup>er<\/sup> ministre, j\u2019ai nomm\u00e9 \u00e9galement le schtroumpf \u00e0 lunettes comme ministre de la culture, l\u2019id\u00e9e m\u2019est venue \u00e0 l\u2019heure du gouter en faisant du toboggan\u00a0 dans le square en face de chez moi.\u00a0\u00bb<\/i><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5197 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/14050-100249145.jpg\" alt=\"14050-100249145\" width=\"790\" height=\"445\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/14050-100249145.jpg 790w, https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/14050-100249145-585x330.jpg 585w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 790px) 100vw, 790px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Emmanuel Macron livre \u00e9galement des nouvelles infos sur celle qui partage sa vie depuis quelques ann\u00e9es, Brigitte Macron\u00a0:<\/h3>\n<h3><i>\u00ab\u00a0Mme brigitte, c\u2019est ma nounou depuis longtemps, elle m\u2019a grond\u00e9 parce que la semaine derni\u00e8re j\u2019ai fait pipi au lit, \u00e7a m\u2019arrive la nuit lorsque je r\u00eave de la m\u00e9chante dame blonde qui me criait dessus pendant le d\u00e9bat, mais sinon Mme Brigitte est gentille avec moi, elle m\u2019ach\u00e8te souvent de la poudre de perlimpinpin, elle m\u2019aide \u00e0 prendre mon bain, elle fait attention pour que je n\u2019ai pas de shampoing dans les yeux et elle me d\u00e9calotte dans l\u2019eau du bain pour que j\u2019ai le zizi tout propre.\u00a0\u00bb<\/i><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Emmanuel Macron a confi\u00e9 ce matin avoir nomm\u00e9 Casimir comme 1er ministre de son gouvernement, il s\u2019explique\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0En effet, j\u2019ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 que Casimir serait 1er ministre, j\u2019ai nomm\u00e9 \u00e9galement le schtroumpf \u00e0 lunettes comme ministre de la culture, l\u2019id\u00e9e m\u2019est venue \u00e0 l\u2019heure du gouter en faisant du toboggan\u00a0 dans le square en face de [&hellip;]\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5199,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5196"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5196"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5201,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5196\/revisions\/5201"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}