{"id":2550,"date":"2018-08-15T11:22:01","date_gmt":"2018-08-15T10:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/?p=2550"},"modified":"2018-06-30T11:26:30","modified_gmt":"2018-06-30T10:56:30","slug":"lhistoire-de-ma-vie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/?p=2550","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;histoire de ma vie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=BigBangstation\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-size=\"large\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Je viens de me faire larguer ! D\u00e9go\u00fbt\u00e9 ! Ma copine avait pourtant du chien :<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/viewer-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2551\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/viewer-1-585x439.png\" alt=\"viewer (1)\" width=\"585\" height=\"439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/viewer-1-585x439.png 585w, https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/viewer-1.png 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Alors que j&rsquo;avais pr\u00e9vu une belle soir\u00e9e romantique. Je suis all\u00e9 chercher un bon vieux film :<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/e5l5qhjh.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2552\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/e5l5qhjh.gif\" alt=\"e5l5qhjh\" width=\"425\" height=\"283\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">On aurait pu le regarder sur mon tout nouveau canap\u00e9&#8230; Beau mais fragile :<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/g5mmokpm.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2553\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/g5mmokpm.gif\" alt=\"g5mmokpm\" width=\"425\" height=\"273\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pourquoi m&rsquo;a t-elle quitt\u00e9 ? A cause de ma musique saoulante ?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/2odp5qep.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2554\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/2odp5qep.gif\" alt=\"2odp5qep\" width=\"425\" height=\"283\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A cause de mon hygi\u00e8ne buccale ? Mais, oh my gode, je me lave souvent les dents :<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/ATT0000333.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2555\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/ATT0000333.jpg\" alt=\"ATT0000333\" width=\"350\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ca me donne quand m\u00eame un sourire enj\u00f4leur, non ? Ou alors, je m&rsquo;y connais pas !<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/dents.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2556\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/dents.jpg\" alt=\"dents\" width=\"426\" height=\"283\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dommage, elle \u00e9tait si classe :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/viewer-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2558\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/viewer-2-585x439.png\" alt=\"viewer (2)\" width=\"585\" height=\"439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/viewer-2-585x439.png 585w, https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/viewer-2.png 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><\/a>Tant pis, je finirai vieux et seul :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Image6-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2559\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/Image6-2.jpg\" alt=\"Image6 (2)\" width=\"430\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Je viens de me faire larguer ! D\u00e9go\u00fbt\u00e9 ! Ma copine avait pourtant du chien : Alors que j&rsquo;avais pr\u00e9vu une belle soir\u00e9e romantique. Je suis all\u00e9 chercher un bon vieux film : On aurait pu le regarder sur mon tout nouveau canap\u00e9&#8230; Beau mais fragile : Pourquoi m&rsquo;a t-elle quitt\u00e9 ? 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