{"id":2470,"date":"2018-09-26T11:22:12","date_gmt":"2018-09-26T10:52:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/?p=2470"},"modified":"2018-09-10T23:27:00","modified_gmt":"2018-09-10T22:57:00","slug":"de-nouvelles-perles-deleves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/?p=2470","title":{"rendered":"De nouvelles perles d&rsquo;\u00e9l\u00e8ves !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=BigBangstation\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-size=\"large\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p>Quand on est amoureux de sa m\u00e8re, c&rsquo;est le complexe d&rsquo;Adipeux.<\/p>\n<p>Quand on ne veut pas \u00eatre reconnu, on voyage en coquelicot.<\/p>\n<p>Le m\u00e9tier des fonctionnaires consiste \u00e0 fonctionner.<\/p>\n<p>Les hommes qui ont plusieurs femmes sont des polygones.<\/p>\n<p>Un polygone est une figure qui a des c\u00f4t\u00e9s un peu partout.<\/p>\n<p>Pour trouver la surface, il faut multiplier le milieu par son centre.<\/p>\n<p>Cette figure s&rsquo;appelle un trap\u00e8ze car on pourrait y suspendre quelqu\u2019un.<\/p>\n<p>Un triangle est un carr\u00e9 qui n&rsquo;a que trois bordures.<\/p>\n<p>Le chien, en remuant de la queue, exprime ses sentiments, comme l&rsquo;homme.<\/p>\n<p>Les lapins ont tendance \u00e0 se reproduire \u00e0 la vitesse du son.<\/p>\n<p>Pour faire des \u0153ufs\u00a0, la poule doit \u00eatre ferment\u00e9e par un coq.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/20.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2471\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/20-585x180.jpg\" alt=\"20\" width=\"585\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/20-585x180.jpg 585w, https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/20.jpg 995w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/23.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2472\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/23-585x548.jpg\" alt=\"23\" width=\"585\" height=\"548\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/23-585x548.jpg 585w, https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/23.jpg 656w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/22.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2473\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/22-585x439.jpg\" alt=\"22\" width=\"585\" height=\"439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/22-585x439.jpg 585w, https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/22.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Quand on est amoureux de sa m\u00e8re, c&rsquo;est le complexe d&rsquo;Adipeux. Quand on ne veut pas \u00eatre reconnu, on voyage en coquelicot. Le m\u00e9tier des fonctionnaires consiste \u00e0 fonctionner. Les hommes qui ont plusieurs femmes sont des polygones. Un polygone est une figure qui a des c\u00f4t\u00e9s un peu partout. Pour trouver la surface, il [&hellip;]\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2472,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2470"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2470"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7689,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2470\/revisions\/7689"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}