{"id":2465,"date":"2018-11-06T11:22:27","date_gmt":"2018-11-06T10:52:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/?p=2465"},"modified":"2018-06-30T11:31:47","modified_gmt":"2018-06-30T11:01:47","slug":"encore-des-perles-deleves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/?p=2465","title":{"rendered":"Encore des perles d&rsquo;\u00e9l\u00e8ves !!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=BigBangstation\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-size=\"large\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p>Vous en vouliez encore ?<\/p>\n<p>En voici une nouvelle fourn\u00e9e :<\/p>\n<p>Son nom vient du fait qu&rsquo;elle tirait \u00e0 l&rsquo;arc plus vite que son ombre.<\/p>\n<p>On l&rsquo;appelait \u00ab\u00a0La Pucelle\u00a0\u00bb car elle \u00e9tait vierge depuis son enfance.<\/p>\n<p>Jeanne d\u00e9testait les Anglais \u00e0 qui elle reprochait de l&rsquo;avoir br\u00fbl\u00e9e vive.<\/p>\n<p>Une bouteille d&rsquo;eau explose s&rsquo;il g\u00e8le car, sous l&rsquo;effet du froid, l&rsquo;eau devient un explosif.<\/p>\n<p>Le passage de l&rsquo;\u00e9tat solide \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9tat liquide est la niqu\u00e9faction.<\/p>\n<p>Quand on a un corps et qu&rsquo;on le l\u00e2che, il se casse la gueule.<\/p>\n<p>Un kilo de mercure p\u00e8se pratiquement une tonne.<\/p>\n<p>Le cheval-vapeur est la force d&rsquo;un cheval qui tra\u00eene sur un kilom\u00e8tre un litre d&rsquo;eau bouillante.<\/p>\n<p>Un avion d\u00e9passe le mur du son quand l&rsquo;arri\u00e8re va plus vite que l&rsquo;avant.<\/p>\n<p>Les atomes se d\u00e9placent dans le liquide gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 leur queue en forme de fouet.<\/p>\n<p>La climatisation est un chauffage froid avec du gaz, sauf que c&rsquo;est le contraire.<br \/>\nLe gaz sulfurique sent tr\u00e8s mauvais. On n&rsquo;a jamais entendu une odeur pareille.<\/p>\n<p>Pour rendre l&rsquo;eau potable, il faut y ajouter de l&rsquo;alcool \u00e0 90\u00b0.<\/p>\n<p>L&rsquo;acier est un m\u00e9tal plus r\u00e9sistant que le bois.<a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/17.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2466\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/17-585x279.jpg\" alt=\"17\" width=\"585\" height=\"279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/17-585x279.jpg 585w, https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/17.jpg 591w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/18.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2467\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/18-585x281.jpg\" alt=\"18\" width=\"585\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/18-585x281.jpg 585w, https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/18.jpg 641w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/19.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2468\" src=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/19-585x195.jpg\" alt=\"19\" width=\"585\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/19-585x195.jpg 585w, https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/19.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Vous en vouliez encore ? En voici une nouvelle fourn\u00e9e : Son nom vient du fait qu&rsquo;elle tirait \u00e0 l&rsquo;arc plus vite que son ombre. On l&rsquo;appelait \u00ab\u00a0La Pucelle\u00a0\u00bb car elle \u00e9tait vierge depuis son enfance. Jeanne d\u00e9testait les Anglais \u00e0 qui elle reprochait de l&rsquo;avoir br\u00fbl\u00e9e vive. Une bouteille d&rsquo;eau explose s&rsquo;il g\u00e8le car, [&hellip;]\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2467,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2465"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2465"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2469,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2465\/revisions\/2469"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigbangstation.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}